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Joke of the Day

"I'm not sure which super villain I want to be for Halloween yet Right now it's between The Joker and the white privileged male."

"Whoever got my Steam account for Christmas plz realize those Japanese dress up games are for research only, I don't enjoy them. Plz understa"

"Therapist: So what happened in your last relationship? I lost him to addiction. Therapist: I'm so sorry. Drugs? Yes please."

"""I SHOULD HAVE KILLED YOU WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE,"" I scream, as a sudden gust of wind blows the spider I threw outside onto my face."

"- You always have to have the last word. - THAT IS A LIE! - OK, I'm sorry. - Spatula."

"My girlfriend told me to kiss her where it stinks... So I drove her to New Jersey.."

"My innocent look never works in the nude."

"What do you call the sexual tension between Hillary and Bill Clinton? The Bern"

"Post your best racist joke here I'll start: I tried to paint my computer black so it would run faster but now it doesn't work!"

"*Writes a song for you* *Sings it under your bedroom window* *You call the cops* *Your husband falls in love with me*"