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Joke of the Day
"Really? Wow! (The only two things I ever say to kids)"
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"What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes? Hot cross bunnies !"
"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know y"
"What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in? Bordercross"
"How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but they'd have to be really small."
"A three legged dog walks into a bar... Goes up to the bartender and says ""I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."""
"As a form of protest against non-moving escalators, I get on and just stand there. Hours sometimes. It's not like I have anywhere to get to."
"What did Lincoln say about his experience at Ford theater? He said it was mind blowing."
"Why won't the machines just take over already? I'm tired of doing stuff."
"I'm an early bird and a night owl, so I'm basically some form of permanently exhausted pigeon"