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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes? Hot cross bunnies !"

"If pigs could vote they'd always vote for the guy who brings the food, even though he's the same one who will slaughter and eat them later."

"Results are in: a lot of people took the ""never change"" yearbook inscription way too seriously."

"Three nuns are sitting on a bench when a flasher revealed himself to them. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, and the third nun couldn't reach."

"It was the Fourth of July The department I work in has a lot of people frm Turkey. My job is to fire people. I had to fire Turks."

"Two reddit admins walk into a bar [deleted]"

"911 - 911 what's your emergency Me - I am Australian and I watch too much American TV 911 - .... Me - I don't know our emergency number"

"What do you get when you click to see the punchline? DEEZ NUTS"

"Remember that guy that told us that he had no asshole? I think he's full of shit."

"My brother's just opened a shop. Really? How's he doing? Six months. He opened it with a crowbar."