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Joke of the Day

"A three legged dog walks into a bar... Goes up to the bartender and says ""I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."""

"what did the cornflake say to the other cornflake? Hi cornflake. don't blame me... you clicked on it... what did you expect?"

"Knock knock. Who's there? App App who? Welcome to the quickee mart"

"I hate it when I'm peeing in a public restroom & some motherfucker tries to rob me & I have to fight him while holding my dick."

"If you're paddling a canoe up a river and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones."

"""BRB"" - Hindu Gravestone"

"My friend, Jack, is a pilot I said one day, ""hi,jack"" He.shot me."

"We were gonna give you money but thought you might prefer the limited buying power of a gift card. Don't spend it all in one place! lol jk"

"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vesti-gator!"

"Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field? ...because there are too many ears."