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Joke of the Day
"I'm an early bird and a night owl, so I'm basically some form of permanently exhausted pigeon"
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"What do you call a communist sniper Marxman"
"3 days ago I got a pass-code lock that takes a picture whenever someone enters the wrong code in my phone. So far I have 26 pictures of drunk me."
"A police officer found two kids walking the streets. One had a battery and the other had a firecracker. He charged one and let the other one off"
"What does an Asian with the biggest erection get when he walks into a wall? A broken nose."
"What do you call a White Crocodile? A Crocasian"
"What do you get when Philip Glass breaks? John Cage."