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Joke of the Day
"How do you find a black person? Guilty."
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"So a blind girl was giving me a hand job last night... She said I was the biggest she's ever felt, I said ""Nah girl, you're just pulling my leg."""
"Three jews walk into a bar... ...a bar mitzvah."
"Dad: What do you want for your birthday? Me: I want a gf thats not crazy. Dad: You should ask for something more realistic. Like a dragon."
"How many groping victims does it take to stop Trump from being president? We're about to find out.."
"An Exam paper walks into a bar. An Exam paper walks into a bar, sits down and says, ""So, bartender, what will I have?""."
"Two weathermen each broke an arm and a leg in an accident and called from the hospital about the four casts."
"Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law? Only a Sith deals in absolutes"
"PENSIVE MAN: the most terrifying enemy we face is the fear within PERSON WHO NARROWLY SURVIVED A GRIZZLY ATTACK: or a bear"
"My wife kept trying to get pregnant but she blew all her chances"