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Joke of the Day
"What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in? Bordercross"
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"What do you call a mexican midget? A speck."
"I have to find a new personal trainer. He didn't do squat(s)."
"My teenage son told me I am a resentful has-been. We had a good, hearty laugh together about that. Then i changed the WIFI password"
"An atom asks another atom, Do these protons make my mass look big?"
"Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed? The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out"
"Why did the DJ have such small hands? Wee paws for station identification."
"Do you know why fruits don't get married? Because they cantaloupe."
"isn't it funny that Hillary And her entire campaign is talking shit about trump being a liar when she is still in denial about the email scandal."
"...her name was April, and her only son went on to become a comedian but everyone just called him: April's fool."