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Joke of the Day
"Why won't the machines just take over already? I'm tired of doing stuff."
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"What makes football players bi-sexual? They play with Cleats and Balls all day."
"I tried to buy a new boomerang today but I couldn't throw my old one away."
"I bought a new lock for my bedroom door Wound up getting half off when it didn't work."
"Maybe design women's clothes so the person wearing it can also zip it."
"A man sitting in a publisher's office has his memoir turned down for a third time... He sighed and said ""story of my life."""
"Hello from the other side Bye."
"My two teenagers are very different. My son always wants money, whereas my daughter prefers the convenience of my credit card."
"My husband says if this gets 150 upvotes we'll try anal just like every other night"
"""I have too much time on my hands and I want to stew in a broth of my own filth."" - People who take baths"