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Joke of the Day

"Nothing turns me on more than listening to a woman discussing her diet & what she ate today. Except for everything else in the entire world."

"Jack and Jill went up a hill each with a buck and a quarter.. Jill came down with two fifty.. That fucking whore. ( The Dice Man )"

"Want to hear a joke about a crappy restaurant? Nevermind, I'm afraid it may be in poor taste."

"Ambulances are the original Transformers because sometimes they transform mid-ride into hearses"

"What did the chauffeur say to the newlyweds as they passed the last rest stop? Speak now, or forever hold your piss."

"A teenager buys condoms for the first time... The cashier says, ""That'll be $9.95 plus tax."". Horrified, the boy exclaims ""I thought they stayed on by themselves!"""

"Emails from your boss assigning you work do not qualify as cyber bullying. I checked."

"What did one Casket say to the other Casket? ""Is that you Coffin?"""

"Did you hear about the family with hereditary diarrhea? They said it runs in their jeans"

"What's the cheapest meat you can buy? Deer Balls...they're under a buck"