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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the family with hereditary diarrhea? They said it runs in their jeans"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter it wont come anyways"

"What do women and hurricanes have in common? When they come, they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take the house."

"What do you call a Korean with special needs? Special K"

"Very few people can brag about getting a handjob from their barber after a haircut nowadays. Then again, very few people cut their own hair."

"Why is there Head & Shoulders shampoo. Who has hair on their shoulders. Whose shampooing their shoulder hair. Please come forward."

"Is your refrigerator running? cause I'd rather vote for it instead of these two"

"Why didn't the monk's clothes fit properly? Because he was cohabiting."

"A line to use on Polish people You must be a magnetic Pole because I'm attracted to you."

"Tonight at the Who concert As the band started up ""You Better You Bet"", the guy next to me stood up to go get a drink. So I asked him - ""Not a fan of their new album?"""