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Joke of the Day
"Ambulances are the original Transformers because sometimes they transform mid-ride into hearses"
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"Stephen Hawkins goes on a date.... he comes back a couple of hours later with broken glasses, grazed knees, twisted ankle. She'd stood him up."
"Does it count as necrophilia if she's just dead inside?"
"What is the fastest speed a woman can go ? 68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod."
"I'd like to tell you a joke about paper... but it's tearable."
"Sometimes it seems like I'm married to my own liver I only abuse it when I'm drinking"
"What sound does an Italian make when you shoot him? Wop"
"How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar? they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking"
"clock always late The woman says to the husband: Dear, today the clock fell from the wall of the room and i left that place just 5 seconds ago. Husband : Damn clock,Always late..."
"My new wifi password: Whatsawifi Enter DWMC-esque dude/sweet scene."