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Joke of the Day
"Ambulances are the original Transformers because sometimes they transform mid-ride into hearses"
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"What turns a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS."
"CEO: It's got wheels Inventor: It's the best we could do CEO: You had 30 yrs I: CEO: Put ""may not hover"" on the box and get out of my sight"
"*still doesn't understand when or why asterisks started indicating action*"
"Chuck Norris... ..was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands"
"Is a red headed Ninja called a Ginja?"
"Somebody finally wrote a book about clock fetishes It's about fucking time."
"Mrs. Potato Head: OH MY GOD! Mr. Potato Head: What? Mrs. PH: Your browser history. Mr. PH: I can explain! Mrs. PH: TATER TOTS YOU PERVERT?!?"
"Not ordering French fries counts as exercise, right?"
"""Knock knock."" ""Who is there?"" ""The pilot, open this damn door"""