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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a joke about a crappy restaurant? Nevermind, I'm afraid it may be in poor taste."
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"Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round? They're wheels."
"How many people who subscribed to r/The_Donald does it take to screw in a light bulb? Obviously more than one because it's still dark in their mother's basement."
"Never mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud."
"How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem? She worked it out with a pencil."
"test icles"
"a 3 year old daughter * her - will i have a baby in my belly some day? * her dad - if u want to.. * her - no, that place is for candies"
"What does the Rose iphone 7 and the Titanic have in common? They both lost Jack."
"What is a Mexicans favorite band? Hispanic at the Disco"
"You know why it'd called modern jazz right? No? It's because ""A peace if crap was already taken."""