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Joke of the Day
"What's the cheapest meat you can buy? Deer Balls...they're under a buck"
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"What do you call it when crows make noise? A caw-cawphony"
"My biggest fear is that I'm holding my baby and a rapper asks me to put my hands in the air."
"What we've learned from this skittles incident is that we should all stop eating refugees."
"What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral? The corpse."
"You know why yoga is so unpopular for men? Well women don't mind muff diving but dudes don't like to suck their own dicks."
"[dating game] GIRL: contestant #1 tell me how u would woo me ME: woo like in duck tales woo woo or a different type of woo? G: contestant #2"
"Conjunctivitis.com Now that's a site for sore eye's!"
"What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer? Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it."
"Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married."