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Joke of the Day
"Chicken stock has gone up today, but only by a poultry sum."
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"The Post Office announced today that it is going to issue a stamp commemorating prostitution in the United States. It's a ten-cent stamp, but if you want to lick it, it's a quarter"
"Racism at its best Eeny meeny miney moe Catch a blacky by the toe If he holler make him pay By picking cotton for a day"
"A Black man and a Mexican jump off a cliff who wins? Society."
"Did you hear about the terrorist attack in France last night? The police say the guy was not motivated, but other than that, all they know is that he wasn't very Nice"
"What kind of blood does a born loser have? Typo"
"How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse...."
"I'm done telling racist jokes because... Once you tell Juan you tell Jamal"
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip."
"What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween? Pump Kin."