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Joke of the Day
"What kind of blood does a born loser have? Typo"
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"Is your mother's name Josephine? Cuz I had sloppy joe's for dinner last night."
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"What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas? No pressure"
"I Beat my wife like I Beat my Dick. All the time."
"What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world? Nothing, she's fine"
"What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four"
"I'm surrounded by sex addicts & alcoholics. So glad I found y'all."
"It's like my Mom used to say, always keep a positive pregnancy test around in case you need to ruin a man's life."
"My uncle was a weird man...Artificial Legs.... Real feet"