54247
Joke of the Day
"What kind of blood does a born loser have? Typo"
Next Joke
"The difference between a cucumber and pickles... Is jarring"
"Christiano Ronaldo races with himself. Who won? No one. They both came second."
"These bar stools are creaky!! [continues to fart on first date]"
"[Nsfw] What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbonzo bean? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"Why do Cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose."
"What's a baker's biggest fear? Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread."
"Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog licking his balls first guys says ""man, I really wish I could do that!"" seconds guy says ""pet him real nice and he'll probably let you"""
"So Jack helps you off the horse. Will you help Jack off the horse?"
"My social life."