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Joke of the Day

"The Post Office announced today that it is going to issue a stamp commemorating prostitution in the United States. It's a ten-cent stamp, but if you want to lick it, it's a quarter"

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"If you watched a movie of my life backwards it would be about a guy who refills beer cans and puts them back into the fridge."
"I like my coffee like I like my women.... Ground up and in the freezer!"
"I believe in ten years, gifts for newly born baby would be a SIM card and a cell phone."
"I've got two kids, jane and emma, they get bullied at school. I can't make it stop but i can help them rise above it. The other day i said to them, ""Look, boys..."""
"Almost done with my peanut butter & jelly sandwich and I now notice the bread is covered in mold, If you need me I'll be bathing in bleach."
"I'm not flirting, I'm being friendly. *gets on knees and undoes your belt*"
"Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery? 3 dollars a year for a million years."
"would you like to come on our quiz show? you could win 2,000,000? [imagines spending the entire show standing up] ""no thanks"""
"That kid didn't really find a lost Mayan city. The sites that promoted the story? I guess they'll issue a... Maya culpa."