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Joke of the Day

"The Post Office announced today that it is going to issue a stamp commemorating prostitution in the United States. It's a ten-cent stamp, but if you want to lick it, it's a quarter"

"Which award did the knoc knock joke get? The nobel prize."

"Son: ""Dad, did you get shot in the army?"" Dad: ""No, I only got shot in the leggy."""

"Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out."

"I asked a New Zealander how many sexual partners he'd had He started counting but then fell asleep."

"if religion is the opium of the masses then i smoke weed everyday!"

"Reddit right now http://imgur.com/hcmqCjU"

"I do have a joke about circumcision, but I'll need to cut it short."

"I think one of my dads might be gay"

"If I were God, I'd totally be cool with you using my name in vain. Feel free to say, ""Oh John"" next time you're cumming ladies."