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Joke of the Day
"What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween? Pump Kin."
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"Why doesn't Mr. Jinks babysit his brother's daughters? He hates nieeeeeeeeces to pieeeeeecesssssssss!!!!!!!"
"Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet."
"What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAAINS"
"With all the ways to contact me on social media these days the police still smash through my door unannounced again?"
"damn demi, your rap battle opponent didn't even try to diss your clothes. what's your secret. [camera pans out to show all-orange outfit]"
"*UFO attacks* Govt: It's a weather balloon. *UFO destroys Eiffel Tower* Govt: Weather balloon. *UFO conquers Earth* Govt: Weather balloon."
"Lessons learned from last night: There is no such thing as a goalie in darts"
"Why does the Easter Bunny hide the eggs? Because he doesn't want anybody to know that he's been fucking chickens!"
"Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off? Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!"