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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut .."
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"Asked an artist friend if he does nude portraits He charges by the pound"
"What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics? Albums released through California penal records."
"A guy goes to see a psychiatrist He's frantic. He says to the doctor, ""I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'M A WIGWAM, I'M A TEEPEE!"" The doctor says, ""calm down, you're two tents."""
"I went through and unfollowed everyone who is better looking than me. It took a lot longer than I thought it would."
"What did the man say when he walked into a bar? ""Ouch!"""
"Me: Hurry up kid. We're gonna be late for school 6 y/o daughter: *begins eating each Lucky Charms marshmallow individually*"
"I don't know what I'd do without Twitter. Probably my work."
"A stress ball, made of concrete, and to throw at the person who's stressing you out."
"A black guy and a white guy fall from a tree. Who hits the ground first? Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?"