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Joke of the Day

"A guy goes to see a psychiatrist He's frantic. He says to the doctor, ""I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'M A WIGWAM, I'M A TEEPEE!"" The doctor says, ""calm down, you're two tents."""

"Energizer Bunny made a mess.... I put the batteries in backwards and it just kept cumming and cumming"

"What's the difference between a hooker and a politician? A hooker stops screwing you when you run out of money."

"Did you hear about the Indian who drank 4 gallons of tea? They found him dead the next day in his tea pee."

"What do you call an aborted baby Spawn Kill"

"Ya know? You're like a blister... you only turn up once all the hard work is done."

"People always tell me to be the change that I want to see in the world, but I can't seem to get any whiter."

"What did the couch say to the armchair? Don't worry, I pull out."

"What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A dry martinez."

"Whenever I go out, I always wear a stethoscope. That way, in the event of a medical emergency, I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions."