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Joke of the Day

"A guy goes to see a psychiatrist He's frantic. He says to the doctor, ""I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'M A WIGWAM, I'M A TEEPEE!"" The doctor says, ""calm down, you're two tents."""

"There's no b,c,d,f,g,h,j,k,l,n,o,p,q,r,s,u,v,w,x,y, or z in team either."

"The National Shredded Cheese Council just endorsed Donald Trump for president... They're ready to make America grate again."

"Is your refrigerator running? Because I'd vote for it."

"How to tell if she's odd... ...she can't even."

"How do you get a hippy chick pregnant? Cum on her birkenstocks and let the flies do the rest"

"I got in a car accident with a guy with a premature ejaculation problem I swear he came out of no where"

"*sees Deer Crossing sign* *further down the road sees deer nailed to crucifix* ""Oh wow, they weren't lying"""

"Where does Chewbacca research his college essays? Wookiepedia"

"Have you ever had sex while camping? Its fucking intense."