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"I don't know what I'd do without Twitter. Probably my work."
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"Will He Win ? by Betty Wont"
"If you don't come to my funeral, then I won't go."
"*finally finds comfiest position in bed* bladder: so you're not going to believe this"
"hey girl , you french? coz ***madamn***"
"Boss: why do you deserve this promotion? Me: goes into very in depth pointless rant B: what drugs are you on? Me: good ones *leaves*"
"What do you call a group of animals who decides to kill themselves? Mass zooicide."
"I want a house I can drive my car in You could drive from vroom to vroom."
"Leaving a warm bed on a cold morning is my personal hell."
"Wife: ""Oh my God! You really ONLY hear what you want!"" Me: ""Thanks! I've been working out!"""