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Joke of the Day
"A stress ball, made of concrete, and to throw at the person who's stressing you out."
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"I don't mind people that stick their noses in the air. It makes it that much easier to trip them or push them down 10 flights of stairs."
"Facebook needs to add ""still banging my ex"" as a relationship status option"
"What is the difference between a chihuahua humping your leg and a pit bull humping your leg? The pit bull gets to finish."
"It was Christmastime, and everyone was feeling merry.. ..so she went home. ---- I know it works better when spoken. My grandpa used to say this line every Christmas. RIP Tata, you made reddit."
"""I have something I'd like to get off my chest."" - Guy with three nipples"
"Coworker:I'll take care if it. *Translation* You're gonna take care of it. You just don't know it yet."
"When a clown sheds its skin, it rubs its head against hard objects, causing the stretched skin to split. The skin is often left in one piece"
"What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing? dos y dos"
"""Hey, Mr Tambourine Man, play a song for me."" *shakes tambourine* ""Got any others?"" *shakes tambourine* ""Sounds a lot like the last one"""