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Joke of the Day

"I tried to figure out why the tennis ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."

"If humans were chickens, the French Revolution would've been a lot funnier... because after cutting someone's head off, their headless body would run around a few times."

"I know it's crazy to think that every time I have deja vu, it's actually happened before, but..."

"Where does a pirate go on vacation? Arrrrrland."

"If I had a dollar for every time I was wrong, I'd be incredibly broke."

"You and Me = Grand Unification"

"What do you get if you rub an eggplant? A little aubergenie"

"Dating is hard because guys are like ""You're hot, can we do butt stuff yet?"" and girls are like ""It's been 3 days, where's my ring?"""

"Will I live to see 90? You just did."

"What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NAAAA"