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Joke of the Day
"What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NAAAA"
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"What do walruses and tupperware have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal."
"Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep? Because he was on the lam."
"If I was a villain, my weapon would be a fan and a bag of eyelashes for blinding superheroes I'm a villain, don't ask how I get my weapons"
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Without some other guy's dick in it."
"Why would you ask me for directions? You just saw me walk into a closed door."
"I love being excluded from things Should have got a green card"
"Hey, do you like wind? No. I'm not a fan."
"My goal for 2017.... ....is to accomplish the goals of 2016 which I should have done in 2015 because I made a promise in 2014 and planned in 2013"
"[job interview] What's ur greatest strength? ""I wear too much cologne"" No, I mean- ""A lady legit passed out when I got in the elevator"""