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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you rub an eggplant? A little aubergenie"
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"The 'C word' My girlfriend hates it when I say the ""C word"". This one time, we were watching Spongebob and I'm like ""hey, its 'C word'!"" and shes like ""it's Squidward, you cunt"""
"Apparently Great Clips doesn't like it when you sit in there 8hrs/day chomping on a cigar shouting HE AINT PRETTY NO MORE after every cut"
"A married man's prayer; Dear God, you gave me childhood, you took it away You gave me youth, you took it away. You gave me a wife.......... Its been years now... Just reminding you......"
"Your mama's so poor When god created light she was already two months behind on her bill."
"What are goosebumps used for? To keep geese from speeding!"
"What do you call a dog who does magic tricks? A labracadabrador"
"What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse? The ground!"
"What is it called when a criminal gets excited? A Con-Yay!"
"I like my girlfriend's new glow-in-the-dark braces... ...her smile really lights up the room now."