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Joke of the Day

"Dating is hard because guys are like ""You're hot, can we do butt stuff yet?"" and girls are like ""It's been 3 days, where's my ring?"""

"We have a strange custom in our office... The food has names there. Yesterday for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was ""Michael""."

"Wearing sunglasses makes you look (_) *Shady.*"

"A frog goes into a bank... Only to *robbit*."

"What do you get when you cross bears with salmon? Cannibals."

"Someone remind Green Day to get up."

"My girlfriend told me that I'm starting to annoy her because I relate EVERYTHING to batman.....What a Joker...."

"Why is a river really rich? It's got two banks."

"What do you call a German virgin? Guttentight."

"What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band? Bullets For My Valentine"