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Joke of the Day
"Will I live to see 90? You just did."
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"You shouldn't come back, because later you'll still want to leave."
"A woman asked a female doctor if she had aids ... ""Yes, I do. They're busy now, but they'll be with you shortly."""
"They say the music you listen too is tied to your personality;I listen to Chris Brown. Two counts of assault and one hit and run."
"""Whoever smelt it, dealt it"" - a handy tip when trying to track down large metal suppliers."
"I want my next apartment to be located inside a Whole Foods."
"I couldn't think of a good joke Then I looked in the mirror"
"Reportedly, Bill Gates filed for trademarks on iCrosoft, iNdows & iHateSteveJobs today. Then, he wiped his ass with a bazillion dollar bill."
"Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas."
"Last night I met the girl of my dreams... Then I woke up."