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Joke of the Day

"If humans were chickens, the French Revolution would've been a lot funnier... because after cutting someone's head off, their headless body would run around a few times."

"Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans? Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him."

"All the while you have been waiting for 2016.. and suddenly comes 2015S :D"

"Apparently you're not supposed to tell ""That's what she said jokes"" during the Board meeting because it's ""inappropriate"""

"HOT LOCAL SINGLES IN YOUR AREA WANT YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER."

"Here, let me show you the proper way to micromanage."

"I can tell a police officer is gay by the way he writes me a ticket instead of letting me off with a warning."

"What kind of doctor deals with pussies? A whinecologist."

"Y'know, a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided with a little foresight by the city planners. All they had to do was make that town big enough for the two of them."

"Why do the police hate teenage fireflies? They never stop lighting up."