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Joke of the Day

"Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs? Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken."

"Sure, Sally, I'll just buy one of your shells BY THE SEA SHORE. Oh, wait, here's one just laying here, you skank."

"Sporty I bought my wife fumarate. Now during sex moans as Sharapova."

"How does a American mom know her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son's cock"

"What are all sports in Africa called? The hunger games"

"What's the difference between Barbara Walters and Oprah? Oprahs Black"

"""Yes, he has a great voice but does he have a family member in the final stages of a terminal illness?"" - Reality singing competition shows"

"Yeah, I guess you could say I ""rescued"" my dog. I did stop him right before he was gonna start his own podcast"

"Funny how old trash yards always have so much razor wire on the fence If I want that trash bad enough no amount of razors will stop me"

"What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink? Serving dual porpoises!"