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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who comes second in a long-distance boat race? An immigrant"
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"Deep down... ...I knew scuba diving wasn't for me."
"Can I seriously not read Dr. Seuss books for free online? Very well. To my local library it is. #FreeVideosOfChicksEatingPooButNotFreeBooks?"
"You know what I hate most about N.D.A.s?"
"How many Tourette's suffers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Ass fucking cunt bitch just one cocksucker whore"
"My homework brings all the Asians to the yard, And they're like ""It wasn't that hard."""
"Did you hear about the family with hereditary diarrhea? They said it runs in their jeans"
"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has got to *want* to change."
"How do you get Holy water? You boil the Hell out of it."
"Britney is stranded on an island Britney is starving Britney forms tool out of rocks and sticks Britney sees a fish Britney Spears"