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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who comes second in a long-distance boat race? An immigrant"

"What's a good thing about a novelist conman? He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose."

"Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart? Because they don't get a**holes until they get married."

"The first time I stayed at my girlfriends' house, her dad wouldn't let us sleep together. Shame, he's very attractive."

"When does a horse neigh? Whinny wants to!"

"What did Republican Jesus say to the masses? We can't feed all these people! That would only create dependence."

"I'd like to join the Navajo tribe... I hear they've got great fringe benefits."

"What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line? A full set of teeth"

"My wife and I only smoke cigarettes after sex I've had the same pack since we were married but she's up to three packs a day! (Thanks, Rodney!)"

"All the kids..... All the kids wrote poems, except for Johnny, he couldn't rhyme"