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Joke of the Day

"What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!"

"Did you hear about the joke about the broken pencil? Well, there-- Nevermind, it's pointless."

"How do you know you're not logged into reddit? There are /r/atheism posts on the frontpage"

"I went to the store and asked for a one handed sailor... he said sorry, ""I'm a wholesaler."""

"Won a time machine on Ebay. Disappointed when I received a clock."

"Free air! (Help yourself.)"

"Why can't you hear Django coming? The D is silent."

"Have you seen bofa lately? Bofa deez nutz"

"There's a C cup, a T cup, and a P cup The C cup is for drinking coffee The T cup is for drinking tea And the P cup is used to get a Mexican to work"

"College didnt do any good for me, brought about no change in life. I came out of it as I went in......A Virgin"