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Joke of the Day

"WIFE: How's the ventriloquism going? ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it."

"What do you call a potato with one oar? A row-tater."

"Who has scene a dinosaur? No one! They're extinct!"

"*holds pen ready* ""How many zeros in one million?"" ""Six"" ""Ok, thanks"" *writes milli000000n*"

"What do you call the worst Dr. who graduated from the worst med school? Dr."

"Don't scream. I came to your house because you never responded to my DMs. Are you OK?"

"I met a girl who said she orgasmed every time she sneezed I asked her what she took for that. She said usually pollen or ragweed"

"Your pussy is in more danger than a seal during Shark Week."

"I was at a gas station and I accidentally filled up my escort with diesel. She died."

"What does your mom and my fantasy football team have in common? As soon as I put money on them, they suck."