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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a cat sound like a dog? You light on fire. *woof*"
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"I don't like referencing Not et al."
"I'm really looking forward to the next stop on my Mediterranean cruise. The captain said we're just a few clicks out from Harem Bay."
"What's the best way to reheat turkey? Nuke it."
"How do you throw a party in Nigeria? You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling"
"How do your trigger a SJW? Oops."
"Decaf means something is very, very Dec."
"How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild? They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out..."
"Why don't Boxers have sex before a fight? They don't like eachother"
"Its like they say, don't judge a apple by its color because it might be a orange."