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Joke of the Day
"Hey girl, do you like trucks? Cause I got a semi."
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"My grandfather suffers from dimensia... he doesn't ever seem to know at what point he exists in time or space."
"When I was little I asked God for a bike. He didn't deliver so I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness instead."
"What did God say when he made black people? ""Ah, shit. A burnt batch."""
"Why did Jesus stop playing hockey? Because he kept getting nailed to the boards."
"7 y/o daughter: Hey dad, can I see your phone for a minute? Me: You got a warrant?"
"A group of deer... .. go to a party. The next day, one deer says to the other ""Wow, that was a pretty crazy party."" the other deer replies, ""You're telling me. I blew 50 bucks!"""
"Been watching television without eating. I feel like I'm working."
"How did the investigators discover that a serial killer had dandruff? They found head & shoulders in his bathroom."
"Just had to Google synonyms for the word creative. The irony is not lost on me."