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"Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas? Because it was a cloud"
"What do bees do with their honey? They cell it."
"Just want to apologize to all the unlucky women that have had to deal with my ex because I dumped him."
"Have you heard the Joke about Hiroshima? I hear it's explosive...."
"Did you grow up on a farm? Because you sure know how to raise cock"
"im the guy responsible for throwing the chicken in the air for fried chicken commercials. i will never reveal my secret method's"
"When you say ""9 out of 10 forest fires are caused by humans"" all I hear is ""there's a bear out there who knows how to use matches."""
"An ex-military veterinarian who specializes in animals wounded in war... is a Vet Vet for Vet Pets"
"Nothing says ""My balls are kept in a jar inside her purse"" quite like a joint Facebook account."