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Joke of the Day

"My boss told me: ""Dress for the job you want..."" so there will be a stormtrooper at tomorrow morning's meeting."

"'the red wedding was my favorite part' -- drone operator"

"I was going to say a StarFox joke But they were all too Corneria"

"You don't know... ...until you find out!"

"Miss Piggy can be a such a hamful to deal with"

"My wife gives me sound advice. 99%Sound,1%Advice."

"I ordered a penis enlarger from eBay last week. The bastard sent me a magnifying glass."

"I like to torture my kids by buying them a new Xbox game, and then taking them to the zoo all day."

"Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None They don't make Pampers small enough."

"Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant."