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Joke of the Day

"Why don't you see any slow black people? They're all in jail."

"He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame."

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virginia mobile"

"What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ? A dirty kid !"

"People assume I have a small penis because I have a Ferrari. It's actually the other way round."

"I didn't know that numbers were Irish until I started telling time."

"The Wall Donald Trump's plan to build a wall might actually work. The Chinese built a huge wall, and they have almost no Mexicans in their country."

"My friend offered me a brojob I guess he must have been bro curious"

"I just asked my dad what his favourite part about being a teacher is... He responded with June, July, and August"

"Yo mama's so fat... when she stood on the scales, they said ""To be continued."""