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Joke of the Day

"""You know, I'm doomed to get eternal damnation to the Hell"" said Edward Cullen. -- Because you are a vampire, creature of Night and Darkness? -- No, because I'm an atheist."

"Summary of all famous dancing movies. You better step up and save the last dance before you get served stomping the yard, honey."

"The awkwardness of my life is equivalent to when somebody says ""Happy Birthday"" and you say ""Thanks you too!"""

"I think my doctor has OCD too... He diagnosed me with CDO."

"THE SUN HASN'T RISEN IN SIX WEEKS AND THE ANIMALS ARE AGITATED. THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM JUST SAYS ""THAT'S ALL FOLKS"""

"According to U.S. FDA standards, 1 cup of orange juice is allowed to contain 10 fruit fly eggs, but only 2 maggots."

"Why did Tony the Tiger go to prison? RRRrrrrrrrrrrrape!"

"I tried that whole ""if you love something, set it free"" thing but my kids are still here."

"So this cravat came up to me and started weeping... ...I thought ""I can't *stand* emotional ties"""

"Asian Jokes are just wong"