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Joke of the Day

"""You know, I'm doomed to get eternal damnation to the Hell"" said Edward Cullen. -- Because you are a vampire, creature of Night and Darkness? -- No, because I'm an atheist."

"My favorite thing at the Chinese buffet is the chicken balls But man, those must have been awfully big chickens!"

"Why did the kitchen cross the road? It saw a pikachu across the street."

"If you watch Intervention backwards, it's about a person partying hard after an awful family reunion."

"walk up in the club like what up omg this is a funeral i am so sorry I twerked on the casket sorry for your loss."

"did you know jesus was irish? true story, he never held a job, had twelve drinking buddies, and his mum thought he was god....."

"Show me a gay married couple And I'll show you a couple that hasn't been married 25 years."

"A Jewish boy asks his father for one dollar... ...and his dad responds, ""Fifty cents? What do you need twenty-five cents for?"""

"TIL that FDR was the first sitting President to travel by airplane Maybe tomorrow I'll learn who the first standing President to travel by airplane was!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amaso ! Amaso who ? Amaso sorry you don't remember me !"