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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe? Exoplanets Thought that one up myself."
Next Joke
"should probably not think about sad things at work i mean who wants to buy a dildo from someone who was clearly just crying in the shoe room"
"Orange Jews. It's very hacidic."
"For Valentine's Day my GF upped my life insurance policy. Unrelated, anyone know why there's a ticking sound coming from underneath my car?"
"What's long and hard and full of semen? A submarine."
"What do people hate about CEOs of big internet companies? They act too paowerful"
"How many call girls does it take to chAnge a lightbulb. None, because when they're dead their just called hookers."
"I have a Victoria's Secret model's body!! (in my basement)"
"*Sees thing on floor *Vacuums over said thing *Vacuum cant pick it up *Picks up thing *Looks at it *Puts it back on the floor to vacuum"
"Screaming out ""BOOM PREGNANT!"" during sex is never as funny as you think it will be."