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Joke of the Day
"Anything is 'bite size' if your mouth is big enough."
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"Did you hear the one about the pregnant bedbug? She gave birth in the spring."
"The Miami Dolphins...."
"How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship? 5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny"
"What do you call a bra stretched across a road? A booby-trap"
"i always get gatorade and gasoline confused. my car is real good at sports and im dead"
"What Did The Sushi Say To The Bee? Wassup bee"
"Haters gonna hate... Masters gonna bate."
"A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar, and the impressed bartender asks: ""Where'd you get that? "" The parrot shrieks.... ""*AFRICA!*"""
"Giraffe walks into a bar and says... The hi-balls are on me."