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Joke of the Day

"Exorcist - The Sequel Have you heard about the sequel to the Exorcist? In the new version, a woman hires the Devil to get a priest out of her son."

"Why do they put fences around graveyards? Because people are just dying to get in."

"The thing about good music is.. ...its technically sound."

"How was copper wire invented? two Jews were fighting over a penny"

"I'm not sure Donald Trump is qualified to sit in an exit row on a plane"

"Whats a joke so bad its funny? I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones"

"Which fast food joint is a euphemism for female masturbation? Jack in the box. (Jackin the box)"

"Experience with women has taught me that Jack was most likely pushed down the hill."

"Me: I set a record for the rope climb in high school. 4-year-old: You climbed it the fastest? My wife: He cried the most."

"Why didn't Hitler drink whisky? Because when he drank whisky, he got *mean*."