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Joke of the Day

"Exorcist - The Sequel Have you heard about the sequel to the Exorcist? In the new version, a woman hires the Devil to get a priest out of her son."

"Why are redneck murder cases the hardest to solve? Because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records."

"I feel like Trump is like Hitler Terribly misunderstood."

"What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore? The Pittsburgh Steelers"

"Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan? Because he was going *to fast*!"

"It seems like every kid wants to be Spider-man or Batman now-a-days. They must have terrible parents if they all want to be orphans."

"what did one snowman say to the other snowman? can you smell carrots?"

"They are starting to print new Euro notes... ...on grease proof paper."

"Don't you love the tan lines that girls get after sunbathing? It's almost like God came down and highlighted all the important parts."

"I was so upset when the bathroom was out of toilet paper... I was shitty all day!"