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Joke of the Day

"What did Thor start calling Ironman after he learned the suit was made out of gold titanium alloy? Ironyman ... To be fair Goldtitaniumalloyman just didn't have the same ring."

"My girlfriend told me she was pregnant, so I started looking for some names... ...in the end I chose Juan Carlos and took the first flight to Spain."

"Kind of cruel how preschool and the Muffin Man teach girls that they might one day find a guy made entirely out of muffins."

"She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun."

"These one line jokes are really something ..they put you up straight in line of fire."

"Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women? He wanted a Czech mate."

"My pull out game is so strong... When i pull out my yu gi oh cards to duel, you send yourself to the shadow realm."

"[Biden runs into the oval office] ""Barack, ISIS are on the phone. They want a shipment of updog. I asked what it is but they just laughed"""

"My optometrist likes to make eye puns they keep getting cornea and cornea"

"What do you find in between the tits of an old woman that you won't find in between those of a young woman? A belly button."