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Joke of the Day
"What is a pirates favorite letter? R? No it be the C!"
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"Dracula must have a hard life... It sucks to live forever"
"A vagina is like the weather. Once its wet, it's time to go inside."
"Just caught a glimpse of myself naked - Apologies in advance to my coroner"
"Are you a rational function? because I could ride your asymptote to infinity."
"Have you heard of the movie *Constipation*? ""Can't say I have."" ""That's because it hasn't came out yet."""
"The mass murderer has an inspirational poster on his wall. ""Can't spell 'slaughter' without 'laughter'"""
"Did you hear they caught the peeping tom in Nunavut? His name is Tom Tukaluk"
"I always knew that I could never be a lawyer because of my inability to pass a bar."
"What dog can you only find on the beach? A cockle spaniel!"