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Joke of the Day
"Why are Americans bad at League of Legends? Cause they can't protect their towers."
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"<Tries to plow the road> Road: I have a boyfriend."
"Knock Knock Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery."
"Why are most demolitions experts happy? They get the best blow jobs in town."
"Didja hear about the LGBT DJ in Paris who'll only play 50's US rock songs? Yeah - he calls himself ... wait for it ... Cousine Brucie"
"Pizza Joke If you slice up a large pizza, that's no big deal. But if you slice up a medium, you can get jail time. And she should have seen it coming."
"Now let me tell you a joke about a hair dryer... ... nah nevermind. It blows."
"Never get stuck behind the devil in a Post Office queue For the devil can take many forms"
"Husband to wife: ""I am impressed, you only talked to your friend on the phone for 20 minutes."" Wife: ""Oh, I dialed the wrong number"""
"What do you call someone who always tells shitty jokes? Fecetious."