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Joke of the Day

"What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter? The dishes, if she knows what's good for her."

"What do you eat when you fly? Plane food or Plain food?"

"Onions are a lot like knives.... If you get them in your eye you'll probably cry"

"My ex girlfriend had huge tits Ahh such good mammaries"

"Why don't hipsters like rivers? Too mainstream"

"Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold."

"Why did the man commit suicide by helium suffocation? He wanted to go out on a high note."

"Mexican joke Juanita's teacher told her to go home and do an essay so she went home and did an ese."

"Many ravens are called a congress... Owls are a parliament, eagles are a convocation and crows are a murder. Does this mean that a group of vultures are a corporation?"

"What do you call a seaside shanty for kids without parents? A wharfanage"