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Joke of the Day
"What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus? Parkincense."
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"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because the p is silent."
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"Adventures Of Pedo-Sherlock How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes? -Elementary, my dear Watson."
"I farted in a room full of hipsters? They argued for two hours about who heard it first."
"How many Polacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5, one to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder."
"I was talking to a radical feminist the other day. Haha no, could you imagine?"
"Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm? The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk."
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"But HOW will u make America great again? Trump: I'll make it like camp. A camp where u concentrate on how great I am. I'll call it a conce-"