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Joke of the Day

"But HOW will u make America great again? Trump: I'll make it like camp. A camp where u concentrate on how great I am. I'll call it a conce-"

"Have you heard about Henry the brown-nosed reindeer? He's just as fast as Rudolf, he just can't stop as quick"

"How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? Shoot him before he hits the water."

"Why can't you play UNO with Mexicans? They'll steal all of the green cards."

"I was going to say a dead baby joke... but I decided to abort"

"Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe? Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!"

"I tried baby proofing my home.. But they keep getting in"

"How did the burglary tournament work? it was a round robbin'"

"Christmas these days is a lot like having sex The build up is great but when it finally comes, I regret spending all that money."

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who understand binary, and those who don't... ^^[BADUM'TSS](http://trommelyd.no/)"