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Joke of the Day

"How many Polacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5, one to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder."

"Irishman Walks Out of A Bar"

"Why are there so many Chinese people? Because as soon as you fuck a Chinese girl, you're horny again half an hour later."

"What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath? One has hope in her soul..."

"I'm just a girl. Standing in front of a girl. Wondering how she got her eyeliner on so perfectly."

"What's an environmentalist's favorite part of a computer? The recycle bin."

"[courtroom] Me: ""I OBJECT YOUR HONOR"" Judge: on what grounds? ""LEGAL MUMBO JUMBO"" Prosecutor: he's good Judge: *slams gavel* case dismissed."

"They've discovered King Kong was indeed heterosexual... ...it was booty that killed the beast."

"What does the sign say on an out-of-business brothel? Beat it, we're closed."

"I need help for some puns about toes! Please and thank you"