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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because the p is silent."
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"I'm following around cop cars all day to let them know how it feels."
"I would show you a Liszt of all the music jokes I know... But to be Franck, I don't think you could Handel them!"
"If I ever get a dog I'm going to teach him how to fetch useful things like tv remotes, iPhones and men who like red wine."
"When Snoop Dogg was born, he had 3pounds .. in his possession."
"What do you call Batman when he skips church? Christian Bail"
"Yo momma's so pale... I felt like a snow plow last night."
"I'm only friends with people who are taller than me, just in case of thunderstorms."
"If you love something, let it go. From the creators of ""If you're tired, go for a run,"" and ""If you're on fire, eat bees"""
"My dog can eat more condoms than your honor student."