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Joke of the Day
"I was talking to a radical feminist the other day. Haha no, could you imagine?"
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"You auto complete me."
"My jokes are so dark Whenever i use it it starts picking cotton."
"What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes? Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder."
"My prediction for the fight. I predict Mayweather with a massive right hook and an uppercut to finish it. Then once he's done practicing on his girlfriend, he will lose on points to Manny."
"[mom sneaks up & scares son; ruins coloring] Narrator: Does this happen to u? Then u need... [cut to mom jumping on 1 foot & yelling] Legos"
"I love cliffhangers ..."
"The only 'B' word you should ever call a woman is Beautiful..... Bitches love being called beautiful!"
"What's a catalyst? It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows."
"What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam? A few degrees."