178388
Joke of the Day
"If Mississippi wears her New Jersey, what does Delaware? I dunno, Alaska."
Next Joke
"It's only Wednesday and I'm already 94% done with this week."
"Two law students walked into a bar... Two lawyers walked out"
"[OC] Did you hear the one about the douchebag bodybuilder with the anal fissure? He's one ripped asshole."
"Growing up means you start to find it creepy that your dad's pet name for your mom is ""Squirty"""
"There's a new male porn star from India. His stage name is Deep Indar!"
"What do you call a nurse with dirty knees? The Head Nurse."
"HER: We need to talk. ME: No one actually NEEDS to talk. HER: ... ME: I assume we need to talk longer now."
"How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten - one to hold the light bulb and nine to drink until the room spins! Happy St. Patrick's day!"
"A computer architect walks up to an elevator and sees a sign that says ""Out of Order"".. .. and says ""Even better!"" and gets into it."